Two presents...fancy one has rocks, the not-so-fancy one has M and M Lesson: people are like M and Ms, it doesn't matter what we look like on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts. We should choose our friends by the way they act and treat others, not by how they look.
Who do I write my check out to? And on a serious note, how do you give them the check? Because you can't just walk up to them and give them the check and say,"Come with me. Where's Josh, John, and Sandy? You're going to perform for me... Aren't you excited? ;)" Okay I'm done.