Okay, I don't know if he really said this, but if he did....JDFKJDAKLJCMKDLSAFJKLA -H
Actually, it goes more like this: One day Alice came to a fork in the road, and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter.”
Ella Fitzgerald & Marilyn Monroe. “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt …. she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night .... The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.” - Ella Fitzgerald
Funny Teacher Quotes | Funny facts about your teacher - actually it is ... Before he or she draws on the board - just for the record! Maybe we don't draw but we know grammar!
she wears flowers: Did you know you could Mod Podge THESE?
Star Wars Lore - (don't know if this is actually the true circumstances but I'd believe it)