Actually, it goes more like this: One day Alice came to a fork in the road, and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter.”
Okay, I don't know if he really said this, but if he did....JDFKJDAKLJCMKDLSAFJKLA -H
Fake Bangs Hair Tutorial..... I did it and it actually worked! Well on thin straight hair that didn't belong to me. So I don't know if it will with thick curly hair.
Makes me laugh
Ella Fitzgerald & Marilyn Monroe. “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt …. she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night .... The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.” - Ella Fitzgerald
Pretend make-up from nail polish, so she can't actually put it on her face. makes a fun pretend toy for a little girl!
For the Kids
Funny Teacher Quotes | Funny facts about your teacher - actually it is ... Before he or she draws on the board - just for the record! Maybe we don't draw but we know grammar!
she wears flowers: Did you know you could Mod Podge THESE?
Star Wars Lore - (don't know if this is actually the true circumstances but I'd believe it)
I don't know why this made me laugh like it did.