If he isn't pursuing you; he's just not that into you
From the book He's Just Not That Into You...this is so cheesy and I love it
Listen, he's just not that into you. He is, however, very into your vagina. Some people just need a reality check.
10 Chick cliches that you won't see in He's Just Not That Into You... This is actually pretty funny!
You just don't ask questions about the lamb in his jacket. If he's happy with it there then so be it, it's Benedict freaking Cumberbatch!
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