Just bought this one. Don't read it in public unless you want to look like a crazy person laughing out loud to yourself.
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He is hilarious! A bit bawdy, but seriously laugh out loud, make a fool of yourself if you read it in public funny.
If you don't look at this pic and read, then you don't want to laugh. That simple.
25 Manners Kids Should Know #1: When asking for something, say "Please." #2: When receiving something, say "Thank you." #3: Do not interrupt grown-ups who are speaking with each other unless there is an emergency. They will notice you and respond when they are finished talking. #4: If you do need to get somebody's attention right away, the phrase "excuse me" is the most polite way for you to enter the conversation. #5: When you have any doubt about doing something, ask permission first. It can save you from many hours of grief later. #6: The world is not interested in what you dislike. Keep negative opinions to yourself, or between you and your friends, and out of earshot of adults. #7: Do not comment on other people's physical characteristics unless, of course, it's to compliment them, which is always welcome. #8: When people ask you how you are, tell them and then ask them how they are. #9: When you have spent time at your friend's house, remember to thank his or her parents for having you over and for the good time you had. #10: Knock on closed doors -- and wait to see if there's a response -- before entering. #11: When you make a phone call, introduce yourself first and then ask if you can speak with the person you are calling. #12: Be appreciative and say "thank you" for any gift you receive. In the age of e-mail, a handwritten thank-you note can have a powerful effect. #13: Never use foul language in front of adults. Grown-ups already know all those words, and they find them boring and unpleasant. #14: Don't call people mean names. #15: Do not make fun of anyone for any reason. Teasing shows others you are weak, and ganging up on someone else is cruel. #16: Even if a play or an assembly is boring, sit through it quietly and pretend that you are interested. The performers and presenters are doing their best. #17: If you bump into somebody, immediately say "Excuse me." #18: Cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze, and don't pick your nose in public. #19: As you walk through a door, look to see if you can hold it open for someone else. #20: If you come across a parent, a teacher, or a neighbor working on something, ask if you can help. If they say "yes," do so -- you may learn something new. #21: When an adult asks you for a favor, do it without grumbling and with a smile. #22: When someone helps you, say "thank you." That person will likely want to help you again. This is especially true with teachers! #23: Use eating utensils properly. If you are unsure how to do so, ask your parents to teach you or watch what adults do. #24: Keep a napkin on your lap; use it to wipe your mouth when necessary. #25: Don't reach for things at the table; ask to have them passed.
for laundry if in the entryway (Love the idea of covering the laundry with cabinets so it doesn't look like a laundry room unless you want
was just thinking about this . . . and usually I act out the other voices out loud, and people look at me like, "what?"
BEACHY WAVES Simply put, don't overthink this style. "The goal is to look like you just got out of the pool and your hair is getting
Belly Fat Burners... If you want to lose weight, you don't have to starve yourself, just excersise and eat right
Sometimes you just have to pull yourself together, dry your eyes and say out loud, "I'm bigger than this." Katrina Mayer
I've always wanted a peacock dress . . . and a couple of peacocks to hang out with so I didn't look like a crazy person wearing it.
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I want a Weimaraner! Preferably one that is older and not whacked out crazy like they are when they're young. :)
Hard to read, but I particularly like the end. "I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and truly like the company you keep in the
Agreed. Real friends don't only want to be "friends" when it's convenient for them. If you realize that someone isn't putting forth any effort into a friendship, and you find yourself going out of your way to try to keep the friendship alive, just let it go. If it isn't worth it to them, it shouldn't be worth it to you.
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You don't have to be a doormat just because a person is family! You aren't doing them or yourself any favors if you continue to let someone treat you poorly... Family or not!
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In space this is the one astronaut that you don't want to meet. Greys, blacks and neon blue make up this cool like art. Look death in the eye and own this unique space themed design today. $35.00
otlgaming: Marceline - by Michael Dashow Sorry I don't treat you like a godess Is that what you want me to do Sorry I don't treat you like your perfect Like all your little loyal subjects do Sorry I'm not made of sugar And I'm not sweet enough for you Is that why you always avoid me? That must be such an inconvinience to you, well I'm just your problem I'm just your problem It's like I'm not even a person, am I? I'm just your problem....
this is like the prettiest lip piercing ever. it looks perfect. If I get one, I want it to look just like this!!!
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Curious about personalized chic This rose gold initial pendant necklace spells it out. It's a fun gift for a favorite person or for yourself. Choose your the initial of that favorite person or a letter that stand for whatever you want! $73.00
Look like a regular dog house right? Wait until you see what comes out. CRAZY!
You don't want to look back and be like "crap, I let that slip on by" enjoy every moment. xoxo
braid hair like putting it in pigtails, tie the braids in a knot, and pin back whatever you don't want flipping out! --
braid hair like putting it in pigtails, tie the braids in a knot, and pin back whatever you don't want flipping out!
If you have not read "A Day Out with Benedict Cumberbatch" you have a chunk of your cold heart that you didn't know was missing. Well, it was. I died laughing. Just read till the end.
"I don't believe any of you have ever read Paradise Lost, and you don't want to. That's something that you just want to take on trust. It's
1. Drink one glass of water every hour. It will make you feel full. 2. Drink ice cold water. Your body will burn calories just getting the water to a normal temperature to digest. Also it is great for your complexion. 3. Drink 3 cups of green tea daily. It will help boost your metabolism, plus its anti-oxidants make your skin look great. 4. Take vitamins daily. Do not take vitamins on an empty stomache, otherwise they have nothing to catalyze with. 5. Eat ice or gum when hungry. This will make your body think it had food without the calories. 6. Eat spicy foods. They raise your metabolism. 7. Take cold showers because your body will burn calories to heat you back up. 8. Brush your teeth so you won’t be tempted to eat afterwards. 9. Wear a rubberband around your wrist. Snap it when you want to eat. 10. Use smaller plates and utensils so it seems like you ate more. 11. Chew each bite of food thoroughly and then take a sip of water between bites. You will feel full quicker and will not eat as much. 12. Sleep at least six hours a day. If you get less than six this can lower your metabolism by 15%. 13. If you start to feel hungry do sit ups. 14. Pamper yourself! Give yourself a facial, paint your nails, anything to make you feel pretty. 15. Keep track of everything you eat to manage your weight better. 16. Keep good posture, burns 10% more calories when you sit up straight. 17. Make a list of all the “bad” foods that you crave and tend to binge on. Each day, pick one to take out of your diet that you cannot eat again. Take one off the list each day until there are no more bad foods you can have. 17. Avoid alcohol! A shot of liquor has 100-120 calories, a glass of wine has 80 calories, a lite beer has 110-120 calories, and a regular beer has 140-170 calories. 18. Avoid eating anything bigger than about a cup, your stomach will expand and then you’ll get hungry more. 19. The smell of coffee is thought to supress appetite. 20. Wear applied lip gloss. It makes you more aware of what’s going in your mouth. Also, flavored ones may help with cravings. 21. Have 6 small meals a day. 22. Low calorie hot chocolate curbs chocolate cravings, and makes you feel full. 23. Take a picture of yourself wearing a bathing suit or something equally important to you, look at it before you want to eat. 24. It takes 20 minutes for the brain to realize the stomach is full. 25. Eat lots of fiber. It makes you feel full and takes fat with it out of your body. The natural cleansing helps improve both your energy level and overall feeling of wellness. 26. Before you dig into that cake, bag of chips, candy, or whatever, take a deep breath and count to 100. Usually by the time you get to 100 you will have coninced yourself that you don’t really want it. 27. Celery actually burns calories. Every hour eat a stalk of it. Not only will it fill you up, but it will also get your metabolism kickin’. 28. Read the nutritional information. Remember, fat-free does not mean calorie-free. 29. Keep an eye on fiber content. Get as much fiber into your diet as you can, while cutting fat and calories. 30. Don’t eat a lot at once. Spread your food throughout the day. This will help to avoid binging and keep your metabolism going. 31. Avoid alchohol. 32. Do not eat in front of the computer or TV. This distracts you from recognizing you’re full. 33. Stay away from Slim-fast and other so-called “healthy” candy bars and shakes… one look at the nutition facts will tell you why. Save yourself the money, and the calories. Buy yourself some flowers instead -- they make you happy. 34. When having cravings try drinking a tall, icy glass of water with slices of lemons or oranges -- sometimes what you think is hunger is really thirst. 35. Remember, an occasional binge doesn’t hurt, in fact it’s quite beneficial if you have reached a plateau (stopped losing weight). Just don’t binge too regularly! and finally, 36. Love and respect yourself and your body.
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