Just bought this one. Don't read it in public unless you want to look like a crazy person laughing out loud to yourself.
Books and Movies
He is hilarious! A bit bawdy, but seriously laugh out loud, make a fool of yourself if you read it in public funny.
I'm sure you've come across things that are just so stupid you surprise yourself by laughing out loud.
Books and Movies
Damn you auto correct! Easy way to waste hours at a time! - p.s. Avoid reading these in public places. You'll find yourself laughing out loud frequently! www.damnyouautocorrect.com
Books and Movies
If you don't look at this pic and read, then you don't want to laugh. That simple.
Really, really want this watch...unless it's ridiculously large like the last one I bought;)
Products I Lovey
"I'm not one of those clingy girls. I won't text you first everyday. Come up & talk to me, or we won't talk. If you short answer me I simply won't reply. If you attempt to distance yourself from me, I will push you away faster than you can say, "Wait, don't go". Compare me to another girl and you can be HERS. Act like you WANT to be with me or you'll learn to be without. Maybe I'm not worth the effort. But maybe I am. But I will tell you one thing FOR SURE, I was just fine before you came into my life, so I will be perfectly okay when you decide to walk out just like everyone else."
Words to love by
was just thinking about this . . . and usually I act out the other voices out loud, and people look at me like, "what?"
for laundry if in the entryway (Love the idea of covering the laundry with cabinets so it doesn't look like a laundry room unless you want
No one can tell you what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just come out the other side. Or you don't.
"Don't look, Ginger. It's too horrible! The squirrels are just wandering around like we've never claimed this land as our own. I don't want you to remember the back yard like this."
Houses and homes
Except I am NOT a people person. I don't really care if you're stupid or not. I just don't like you..
BEACHY WAVES Simply put, don't overthink this style. "The goal is to look like you just got out of the pool and your hair is getting
Belly Fat Burners... If you want to lose weight, you don't have to starve yourself, just excersise and eat right
For the ladies out there that don't know how to fishtail yet! It's easy just time consuming if you have long hair and lots of it! Tip: Usually the smaller sections you take out the better, but if you want to make it look like a regular braid (but not if you know what I mean?) take out slightly bigger sections! :)
Thank you for exiting properly.... oh dear, I actually laughed out loud on this one! I salute this random person for their sarcasm!
Either they like you or they don't. Never try to convince somebody of your worth. If a person doesn't appreciate you they don't deserve you. Respect yourself and be with people who truly value you.
Simple but deep truths
Buckeye Dip - Tastes just like buckeyes and it has peanut butter and cream cheese in it, what more could you want?!?!? Plus you don't have to roll them OUT!
Sometimes you just have to pull yourself together, dry your eyes and say out loud, "I'm bigger than this." Katrina Mayer
I own one pair of good work out shoes. (I don't work out) For me to want these is just surprising!
Hard to read, but I particularly like the end. "I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and truly like the company you keep in the