"I worry what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was: 'Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you
Man on Fire: Pita - "Dear God, I do not ask for health or wealth. People ask you so often that you can't have any left. Give me, God, what
What a GREAT idea!! "We had designated drivers at our wedding reception wearing shirts that said "let me take you home!" They worked in pairs so your car could make it home too!" - this is one of the most fantastic ideas I have ever heard.
I have no idea what you just said so here's a picture of Morgan Freeman with a cat on his head.
so THAT'S what that sign meant...pfsht, all this time I could have been swimming, just not spooning the bacon!
"When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what
dear daddy, if you buy me these shoes you won't have to worry about any kind of boy issues because the shoes will do all the work for you :D
Haha perfect. That's how I feel when I see those stupid frames. In fact, someone gave me one once, and I said "what am I going to do with this??? I have no friends!"
The Look Book
“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I think is love, mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” - Cory Matthews, Boy Meets World <3
You don’t have to worry. You don’t have to try to force things to happen. All you have to do is stay faithful and you too will walk into
If you have kids, or even if you have ever been around kids, you know that they just love bubbles. While there are a lot of bubble recipes out there, not all of them will give you bubbles that your kids can actually play with. Most will pop just as soon as you blow them.
“Hi! I’m the Doctor. I noticed you were having a bit of a bad day. So! Convinced you’re not important, eh? Well, I've never heard something so ridiculous in my life. So I decided to pop by in the TARDIS to remind you that I have never met someone who isn’t important. And if you’re clever and want to tell me we’ve never met, I’d like to remind you I said, ‘Hi! I’m the Doctor,’ and that counts as an introduction. You matter. Just remember that. You matter.”
ANYONE WANT TO GOIN MY ED SHEERAN BOARD??? You just have to follow me or just one of my boards and i do the same. COMMENT!!!!
Another pinner said "My trainer makes me do these and by far will give you flatter abs faster then any crunches!"...
Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies You have a man who loves bacon? This sounds pretty nasty to me, but are you willing to give it a try?
TRUST me, I've done it all. I have lower back issues so crunches aren't great - this is low impact! Do this 4 times the next 2 weeks and see what happens. Just try it!!! Tracy Anderson Standing Abs
you don't have to be Italian to love this film.
Rose: I just want you to know no matter what you do, you're gonna die, just like
Movies I'd watch again
otlgaming: Marceline - by Michael Dashow Sorry I don't treat you like a godess Is that what you want me to do Sorry I don't treat you like your perfect Like all your little loyal subjects do Sorry I'm not made of sugar And I'm not sweet enough for you Is that why you always avoid me? That must be such an inconvinience to you, well I'm just your problem I'm just your problem It's like I'm not even a person, am I? I'm just your problem....
I will have to give this a try... Baked bacon.