My boss told me 'Dress for the job you WANT, not for the job you HAVE.' Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman by shenacoupons
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shenacoupons My boss told me 'Dress for the job you WANT, not for the job you HAVE.' Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman
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My boss told me Dress for the job you WANT, not for the job you  HAVE.  Now, I'm sitting in a  disciplinary meeting  wearing my Batman  costume. by gay
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gay My boss told me Dress for the job you WANT, not for the job you HAVE. Now, I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume.
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Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. :) by gay
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gay Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. :)
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"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" by gay
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gay "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"
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"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" by gay
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gay "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"
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Dress for the job you want, not the job you have by gay
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gay Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
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Mick Jagger told me that you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you'll get what you need. John Lennon told me that you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. Robert Plant told me that there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on. Eric Clapton told me that there'll be no more Tears in Heaven. Bob Dylan told me that the answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. by Gloria Garcia
Gloria Garcia
Gloria Garcia Mick Jagger told me that you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you'll get what you need. John Lennon told me that you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. Robert Plant told me that there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on. Eric Clapton told me that there'll be no more Tears in Heaven. Bob Dylan told me that the answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.
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Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Power Dressing. Fervrr custom office fashion coming soon. by gay
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gay Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Power Dressing. Fervrr custom office fashion coming soon.
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Earlier today me and my friends were talking, and somehow I told my friends the only boyfriend I have is my books, I'm currently reading the Percy Jackson series. I read the first book to the class everyday after lunch, and a friend, who was in the conversation, shouted, " So are you reading boyfriend yet." I laughed and said yes. Now I'm rambling. by melody
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melody Earlier today me and my friends were talking, and somehow I told my friends the only boyfriend I have is my books, I'm currently reading the Percy Jackson series. I read the first book to the class everyday after lunch, and a friend, who was in the conversation, shouted, " So are you reading boyfriend yet." I laughed and said yes. Now I'm rambling.
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This awesome urn will turn you into a tree after you die. I have told my daughter I want this done. She said she'd put me in the front yard of her house so her kids can climb on me! by florence
florence
florence This awesome urn will turn you into a tree after you die. I have told my daughter I want this done. She said she'd put me in the front yard of her house so her kids can climb on me!
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My mom told me this a long time ago. That's how I'm dealing with my break up. By trying to be happy. You don't want to date me? Fine I'll have an awesome fuc*ing time with out you.- by judith
judith
judith My mom told me this a long time ago. That's how I'm dealing with my break up. By trying to be happy. You don't want to date me? Fine I'll have an awesome fuc*ing time with out you.-
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HR just told me that yelling 'I don't want to play anymore!' is not the proper way to exit a meeting. by angelique
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angelique HR just told me that yelling 'I don't want to play anymore!' is not the proper way to exit a meeting.
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This is a story that I have never told. I gotta get this off my chest to let it go. I need to take back the light inside you stole. You're a criminal. And you steal like you're a pro. All the pain and the truth. I wear like a battle wound. So ashamed, so confused. I was broken and bruised. Now I'm a warrior. Now I've got thicker skin. I'm a warrior I'm stronger than I've ever been. And my armor is made of steel you can't get in I'm a warrior And you can never hurt me again ~Demi Lovato - Warrior by Crystal41313
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Crystal41313 This is a story that I have never told. I gotta get this off my chest to let it go. I need to take back the light inside you stole. You're a criminal. And you steal like you're a pro. All the pain and the truth. I wear like a battle wound. So ashamed, so confused. I was broken and bruised. Now I'm a warrior. Now I've got thicker skin. I'm a warrior I'm stronger than I've ever been. And my armor is made of steel you can't get in I'm a warrior And you can never hurt me again ~Demi Lovato - Warrior
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Have you seen my infographic resume? I'm looking for a new job in Los Angeles. --Michelle Magoffin michellemagoffin.com by angelina
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angelina Have you seen my infographic resume? I'm looking for a new job in Los Angeles. --Michelle Magoffin michellemagoffin.com
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Bumbo Chair in Shower. Have you ever had a shower while your baby is sitting in a bouncer chair outside the shower door, screaming bloody murder?? It's great, you should try it. I'm not into giving my babies baths, it's too time consuming and hurts my back. So, when they are under 5 months, I just put their baby bath right in the shower with me... by gabrielle
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gabrielle Bumbo Chair in Shower. Have you ever had a shower while your baby is sitting in a bouncer chair outside the shower door, screaming bloody murder?? It's great, you should try it. I'm not into giving my babies baths, it's too time consuming and hurts my back. So, when they are under 5 months, I just put their baby bath right in the shower with me...
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#ILLINOIS #Adopt Daryl !! he's a 3mo old Collie mix & he says  - I'm sweet & cuddly what more could you want? I'm in need of a loving home where I can stay furever. My family will need to understand the dedication it takes to raise me & not give me up when I make mistakes or when things get rough! Do you have the love & patience I need? Plz come #adopt me! Find me on pawschicago.org! by sharron
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sharron #ILLINOIS #Adopt Daryl !! he's a 3mo old Collie mix & he says - I'm sweet & cuddly what more could you want? I'm in need of a loving home where I can stay furever. My family will need to understand the dedication it takes to raise me & not give me up when I make mistakes or when things get rough! Do you have the love & patience I need? Plz come #adopt me! Find me on pawschicago.org!
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My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home. by 123abc
123abc
123abc My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
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Dress for the job you want by Cathi-d
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Cathi-d Dress for the job you want
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dress for the job you want :) by LiveLoveLaughMyLife
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LiveLoveLaughMyLife dress for the job you want :)
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I'm a single SAHM. Like I don't WANT to pay for everything I have. I've found that the more items I can get free, the more my income is opened up to spend on the finer things in life. Join me as I show you 15 main things I do not pay for and how you can do the same! 15 Things I Don't Spend Money On by sheree
sheree
sheree I'm a single SAHM. Like I don't WANT to pay for everything I have. I've found that the more items I can get free, the more my income is opened up to spend on the finer things in life. Join me as I show you 15 main things I do not pay for and how you can do the same! 15 Things I Don't Spend Money On
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“My Prayer Chair” by Carla McDougal is a different kind of Christian book. I have read a lot of scriptures but did not necessarily get the full impact of the message. I have indulged in foolish arguments for the sake of my pride, not the glory of God as written in 2 Timothy 2:23 – “Don’t have anything to do with foolish arguments . . .” And if you asked me if I believed in prayer, I would have wholeheartedly told you “Yes” even though I have acted like Elija by Divonsir Borges
Divonsir Borges
Divonsir Borges “My Prayer Chair” by Carla McDougal is a different kind of Christian book. I have read a lot of scriptures but did not necessarily get the full impact of the message. I have indulged in foolish arguments for the sake of my pride, not the glory of God as written in 2 Timothy 2:23 – “Don’t have anything to do with foolish arguments . . .” And if you asked me if I believed in prayer, I would have wholeheartedly told you “Yes” even though I have acted like Elija
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Basic Green Thickie Recipe: The Green smoothie you can make a meal of..."Green Thickies" are a new concept to me. However, I'm going to give it a try since I tend to have a very low appetite, and I'm constantly being told that the reason I'm not losing weight despite working out is because I'm not consuming enough calories. by Larrisa Riedean Clark
Larrisa Riedean Clark
Larrisa Riedean Clark Basic Green Thickie Recipe: The Green smoothie you can make a meal of..."Green Thickies" are a new concept to me. However, I'm going to give it a try since I tend to have a very low appetite, and I'm constantly being told that the reason I'm not losing weight despite working out is because I'm not consuming enough calories.
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This is Me But you can criticize My Mom All You Want I Don't Care what You Say it might not be True And Might Be it Between Her And God it don't Hurt My Feelings cause I don't really Have That Mouther And Son Nuturing Thing We Just Past and Repast I Tried to have A Relationship With Her But Only cause I'm Trying To Get To Heaven and I Don't Want to Be In The Past! by lesley
lesley
lesley This is Me But you can criticize My Mom All You Want I Don't Care what You Say it might not be True And Might Be it Between Her And God it don't Hurt My Feelings cause I don't really Have That Mouther And Son Nuturing Thing We Just Past and Repast I Tried to have A Relationship With Her But Only cause I'm Trying To Get To Heaven and I Don't Want to Be In The Past!
Awesome Quotes
i love you, Adam! you might not always be the most perfect guy in the world...but hey, I'm not perfect either ;) we might have arguments and disagree but just know @ the end of the day I'm not going anywhere. You're the first person to ever tell me to have faith and to follow my heart. You let me be me! <3 thank you for taking me as I am! by mistylynnwalton
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mistylynnwalton i love you, Adam! you might not always be the most perfect guy in the world...but hey, I'm not perfect either ;) we might have arguments and disagree but just know @ the end of the day I'm not going anywhere. You're the first person to ever tell me to have faith and to follow my heart. You let me be me! <3 thank you for taking me as I am!
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Omgosh, this is me ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!! ex: "I'm in charge? Since when?" "Wait, this is happening at my house? No one told me this!" "Who signed me up for what now?" > actually gave been said by me, I have whitnesses by nancy
nancy
nancy Omgosh, this is me ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!! ex: "I'm in charge? Since when?" "Wait, this is happening at my house? No one told me this!" "Who signed me up for what now?" > actually gave been said by me, I have whitnesses
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I don't want to loose you; in fact it's one of my biggest fears. However, if you don't care about loosing me maybe I do have to be told the truth. by Landi love
Landi love
Landi love I don't want to loose you; in fact it's one of my biggest fears. However, if you don't care about loosing me maybe I do have to be told the truth.
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Hi! I'm Twitter. I'm single and pansexual. I'm 20 years old. I'm a lot smarter than most people give me credit for, but I have my moments. I love the color blue, food is my best friend, and I love people. I may seem stuck up in the beginning, but once you get to know me, I may open up a little more. I seem like the super sweet preppy girl, but i definately have a dark side, so I warn you, do not make me cross. I'm British, and moved to America about 3 years ago. Intro? by jaime
jaime
jaime Hi! I'm Twitter. I'm single and pansexual. I'm 20 years old. I'm a lot smarter than most people give me credit for, but I have my moments. I love the color blue, food is my best friend, and I love people. I may seem stuck up in the beginning, but once you get to know me, I may open up a little more. I seem like the super sweet preppy girl, but i definately have a dark side, so I warn you, do not make me cross. I'm British, and moved to America about 3 years ago. Intro?
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One of my dear friends who just recently had surgery to remove part of her tongue and lymph nodes in an effort to beat her throat cancer told me (my paraphrase), “You can’t look death in the face and not be changed. You stop worrying about petty things. You stop letting misunderstandings and differences hurt relationships. And you start loving people well. Because you don’t know how many days you have left on this earth and you don’t want to waste a single one.” by meghan
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meghan One of my dear friends who just recently had surgery to remove part of her tongue and lymph nodes in an effort to beat her throat cancer told me (my paraphrase), “You can’t look death in the face and not be changed. You stop worrying about petty things. You stop letting misunderstandings and differences hurt relationships. And you start loving people well. Because you don’t know how many days you have left on this earth and you don’t want to waste a single one.”
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I'm tired.  I'm tired of taking blame for others' pain or anger.  If you love, support, and want to encourage me, be in my life.  I am blessed with an amazing husband, beautiful smart loving kids, and friends who rock my world and stand by me no matter what.  I am doing a job that I love, and am lucky enough to get paid to do it.  Bring on the positive people! by emmadeleon1685
emmadeleon1685
emmadeleon1685 I'm tired. I'm tired of taking blame for others' pain or anger. If you love, support, and want to encourage me, be in my life. I am blessed with an amazing husband, beautiful smart loving kids, and friends who rock my world and stand by me no matter what. I am doing a job that I love, and am lucky enough to get paid to do it. Bring on the positive people!
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Why not have a cover up that makes me feel like I'm wearing a gown? by Naghma
Naghma
Naghma Why not have a cover up that makes me feel like I'm wearing a gown?
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Wedding-day white teeth! My dentist actually told me about this. Use a little toothpaste, mix in one teaspoon baking soda plus one teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide, half a teaspoon water. Thoroughly mix then brush your teeth for two minutes. Remember to do it once a week until you have reached the results you want. Once your teeth are good and white, limit yourself to using the whitening treatment once every month or two. diy by bleu.
bleu.
bleu. Wedding-day white teeth! My dentist actually told me about this. Use a little toothpaste, mix in one teaspoon baking soda plus one teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide, half a teaspoon water. Thoroughly mix then brush your teeth for two minutes. Remember to do it once a week until you have reached the results you want. Once your teeth are good and white, limit yourself to using the whitening treatment once every month or two. diy
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