This isn't relevant to anything in my life, but I'm compelled to keep it. Because AWESOME, that's why.
You find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.
True statement!!!! That's why I go shopping when I'm in a bad mood.
I'd love to blow this up and post it at the gym. "Quit staring at my just cause I'm sweaty and my face is red, that's why I'm here"