That's right. My zombie ate your honor student. Take that, sucka!
My pug is smarter than your honor student! -for anyone who has a pug, this video will seem unreal!!
Clean version. My ex said, 'Take that tiara off your head.' I said, 'You are right. A queen needs a crown.'
Bleeding Hearts cupcakes from "A Zombie Ate My Cupcake" cookbook by Lily Vailli
Lumiere and Cogsworth are my homeDisneyCharacters. (That's how that phrase works, right?)
Yah, that's right, I GOT THESE GUNS (muscles) FROM MY DADDY. A humorous take on weight lifting. A perfect gift for your future Macho Man, and he wants to be just like dear old Dad. Dads love this set
Don't preach to me! That's my pastors and my Lords right, not yours! You should look in the mirror and stop judging others and take responsibility for your actions. Regardless of your very hurtful actions I am praying for you cause that's what HE commands me to do.
That's Not Your Mommy Anymore. Zombie book for the kids.
Teacher asks her class for a 12 letter word, student says "masturbation" teacher says "my, that's a mouthful" student says "no your thinking of a blow job."
The funny stuff
Yep, that's pretty much my life right now. And that's probably the exact expression my cat has when I do that.
If that person is hurt by your actions and words, that's what matters. NOTHING ELSE! That's what you should be caring about not your job, random girl at work, or proving your point to make it okay. That person is hurt by you, so care enough to take that pain away not bring more to them by trying to explain why you thought it was right and okay. -S.L.