That's right. My zombie ate your honor student. Take that, sucka!
My pug is smarter than your honor student! -for anyone who has a pug, this video will seem unreal!!
That's Not Your Mommy Anymore. Zombie book for the kids.
Make your own merit badges//on my honor
Bleeding Hearts cupcakes from "A Zombie Ate My Cupcake" cookbook by Lily Vailli
Teacher asks her class for a 12 letter word, student says "masturbation" teacher says "my, that's a mouthful" student says "no your thinking of a blow job."
The funny stuff
that's right, at LoREttA LyNN's truckstop. and i ate a BIGGO bowl o' grits! does it get any better?!
On the Body
Clean version. My ex said, 'Take that tiara off your head.' I said, 'You are right. A queen needs a crown.'
If love is forced - it will take all your effort to keep forcing it- one lazy day and your "relationship" will Fall apart. When it's real you won't have to work for it- that's why my marriage failed.