i will CUT you! I feel like this too when I clean the kitchen and people destroy it in 5 minutes!
there are days when I feel like this too! :)
I feel bad for this dog, but this had me laughing for like 5 minutes!!!
@Kate, I hope you are not offended that I thought of you when I saw this poster. I feel like this is something you might say to Jason :)
waiters are people too: Remember this when you are on a date.
Not so creative mom
"Set your alarm for 6am. Don’t groan when it goes off and pull the covers over your head, get up and start your day. Put on a baggy top and running shorts. Go downstairs and pour yourself a nice big glass of ice water. Cut up some fruit and mix it in with yogurt. Add some granola. Now go outside. Stretch for 10 minutes. Skip for 5 minutes. Jog for 10 minutes. Run for 10 minutes. Walk back. Lay out a towel on the ground and lie down on it. Do 50 crunches. Yes, they hurt, but they are 100% worth it. When you’re done, get in the shower. Use a nice smelling shampoo and matching conditioner. Shave your legs and wash your body. Exfoliate your face. Get out of the shower and let your hair air dry. Look in the mirror. Do you like what you see? If you do, good for you. Do this every day and you will continue to love yourself. If you don’t like what you see, do this every day and pretty soon you will. Being lazy might feel good at the time, but being active feels better in the long run. How badly do you want it?"
"You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they're as dull as a brick? Then there's other people, when you meet them you think, 'Not bad. They're okay.' And then you get to know them and... and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality's written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful." Only too true.
It's difficult because I am over here and you are over there. And when I'm with you hours feel like seconds, and when I'm without you days feel like years.
5-Minute Hummus- I feel like I should have timed this, but I was running into the kitchen and making it during commercial breaks. I made a
I hate when cashiers ask, 'Will that be it for you?' Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit, too.
"I don't care about being stick-thin. I don't want stuff to jiggle. Really skinny actresses make me hungry—I see them and think, Honey, you need to eat! I'm lucky I don't have to live like that. I feel my best when I'm a toned, not flabby, size 8. Women come up to me and say, 'You're beautiful and confident, and that makes me feel I can be, too.'" -Miranda Lambert...love her confidence!!!!
My Favorite People
[beyond awesome!] "So yesterday I went to Starbucks because I had like four dollars in my wallet and I was thirsty. Anyways, after the lady took my order like usual they ask you what your name is right? Well being me and all in my head I was like “The name Nick is too boring let’s spice it up”. So I told the lady my name was Voldemort in the most calm way I could and for like two minutes she looked at me like I was crazy. So I awkwardly walked away and sat down for like another five minutes or so until my drink came, and when I looked at the name on the cup I couldn’t help but to laugh for the longest time."