Don't mess it up .. once my trust and respect is taken for granted everything goes down hill from there. I'll doubt everything you said and everything you will say from this point on.
I solemnly swear I'll be a classy mommy... until you mess with my kids. Then I swear I'll be the biggest, redneck, ass whoopin' mama you'll ever meet!
Even with these step by step instructions I'll still find a way to mess this up... But I might give it a shot.
A make-up table so you can hide your mess when you're done. Genius
A make-up table so you can hide your mess when you're done. Definitely need this.
My Dream House
Who made this? Who gave you the right to mess with my payzer feels? How dare you? I'm still a mess from when they broke up.
Easy NO FAIL Turtle Fudge - You can't mess this up and it's so impressive!
Softball sandals to wear to and from the field so you don't mess up those cleats!