Don't mess it up .. once my trust and respect is taken for granted everything goes down hill from there. I'll doubt everything you said and everything you will say from this point on.
I solemnly swear I'll be a classy mommy... until you mess with my kids. Then I swear I'll be the biggest, redneck, ass whoopin' mama you'll ever meet!
Photographer tumbler, don't mess with me, I'll shoot you-gift for photographer, wedding photographer on Etsy, $12.00
Even with these step by step instructions I'll still find a way to mess this up... But I might give it a shot.