I have him. He's seen me at my absolute worst and for some crazy reason, he still thinks the sun shines out my ass.
Someday you shall hear my words come out of your mouth when lecturing your daughter. And on that day I shall laugh! Love, Mom.
Modern Family- I'm the cool dad, thats my thang. I'm hip. I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face.
Clear glue in Purell hand sanitizer bottle. I SO want to do this to my boss! He would freak out, but then he'd laugh when he found out what it was!
I literally had to swallow my laugh, as to not wake up my roommate.
Oh trust me I ain't worried about u. U talk about whipping my ass but all u done was yell out the window phaha