8:30, a man in his 80s arrived at the hospital. He was in a hurry, he had an appt at 9:00. I asked if he had another doctors appt. He said he had to go to the nursing home for breakfast with his wife, a victim of Alzheimers. I asked if shed be upset he was late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, she had not recognized him in 5 yrs. I asked, ‘And you still go every morning, even though she doesn’t know who you are?’ He smiled and said, ‘She doesnt know me, but I still know her.’ by HeavenV
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HeavenV 8:30, a man in his 80s arrived at the hospital. He was in a hurry, he had an appt at 9:00. I asked if he had another doctors appt. He said he had to go to the nursing home for breakfast with his wife, a victim of Alzheimers. I asked if shed be upset he was late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, she had not recognized him in 5 yrs. I asked, ‘And you still go every morning, even though she doesn’t know who you are?’ He smiled and said, ‘She doesnt know me, but I still know her.’
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would you give me a reason to believe 8:30, a man in his 80s arrived at the hospital. He was in a hurry, he had an appt at 9:00. I asked if by Slyvixen
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Slyvixen would you give me a reason to believe 8:30, a man in his 80s arrived at the hospital. He was in a hurry, he had an appt at 9:00. I asked if
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ONIONS! I had never heard this!!! PLEASE READ TO THE END: IMPORTANT In 1919 when the flu killed 40 million people there was this Doctor that visited the many farmers to see if he could help them combat the flu... Many of the farmers and their families had contracted it and many died. The doctor came upon this one farmer and to his surprise, everyone was very healthy. When the doctor asked what the farmer was doing that was different the wife replied that she had placed an unpeeled onion in..... by rosanna
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rosanna ONIONS! I had never heard this!!! PLEASE READ TO THE END: IMPORTANT In 1919 when the flu killed 40 million people there was this Doctor that visited the many farmers to see if he could help them combat the flu... Many of the farmers and their families had contracted it and many died. The doctor came upon this one farmer and to his surprise, everyone was very healthy. When the doctor asked what the farmer was doing that was different the wife replied that she had placed an unpeeled onion in.....
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So my friend has a thing with her nose and usually rlly needs a tissue. So, in the morning I woke up, she was sniffling and I asked her if she needed a tissue. She said yes and I shot right up and ran for the tissues. She said wow you were right up by u have so much energy. Little did she know I wouldn’t do it for anyone else. Because she is the best friend I’ve ever had...if only she could return my trust and love..... by lucy
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lucy So my friend has a thing with her nose and usually rlly needs a tissue. So, in the morning I woke up, she was sniffling and I asked her if she needed a tissue. She said yes and I shot right up and ran for the tissues. She said wow you were right up by u have so much energy. Little did she know I wouldn’t do it for anyone else. Because she is the best friend I’ve ever had...if only she could return my trust and love.....
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Ok so in fairest When Jared he isn't proud of who is. I think he's ashamed of being an ogre and immediately I thought of shrek 2 "ogres don't have happily eve afters" and when he said his true fae form wouldn't win him homecoming king idk I felt like if he had told Mina how he felt I know she was hung up on Brody but I don't think she mentally registered that Jared liked her. She was already into him but I think she would say something like this to him by hillary
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hillary Ok so in fairest When Jared he isn't proud of who is. I think he's ashamed of being an ogre and immediately I thought of shrek 2 "ogres don't have happily eve afters" and when he said his true fae form wouldn't win him homecoming king idk I felt like if he had told Mina how he felt I know she was hung up on Brody but I don't think she mentally registered that Jared liked her. She was already into him but I think she would say something like this to him
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A little boy wanted to know what the United States looked like. His Dad tore a map of the USA from a magazine and then cut it into small pieces. He told him to go to his room to see if he could put it together. After some minutes he returned and handed the map correctly fitted and taped together. The Dad was surprised and asked how he had finished so quickly. He said, "On the other side was a picture of Jesus and when I put him back then our country just came together." by jeanne
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jeanne A little boy wanted to know what the United States looked like. His Dad tore a map of the USA from a magazine and then cut it into small pieces. He told him to go to his room to see if he could put it together. After some minutes he returned and handed the map correctly fitted and taped together. The Dad was surprised and asked how he had finished so quickly. He said, "On the other side was a picture of Jesus and when I put him back then our country just came together."
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Memorial for #Meg  #megsmiles  "So, I stood there this morning, with a lump in my throat, snapping pictures of one of the most powerful images I’ve ever photographed. As I did, a man stopped his car and got out and stood with me. He asked me if I knew her. I said no. We stood in silence together. After a minute, I asked him if he knew her.....he said, “Yes. She was my wife.” " by proteamundi
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proteamundi Memorial for #Meg #megsmiles "So, I stood there this morning, with a lump in my throat, snapping pictures of one of the most powerful images I’ve ever photographed. As I did, a man stopped his car and got out and stood with me. He asked me if I knew her. I said no. We stood in silence together. After a minute, I asked him if he knew her.....he said, “Yes. She was my wife.” "
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I did this when my mom asked me if I had a crush on anybody. I said "josh dun. A guy in this band I sold my soul to." And I showed her a picture and she said , "well, you're not wrong. He IS a cutie." by lacy
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lacy I did this when my mom asked me if I had a crush on anybody. I said "josh dun. A guy in this band I sold my soul to." And I showed her a picture and she said , "well, you're not wrong. He IS a cutie."
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He said I was crazy, I replied, 'crazy about you'. by Sherri32
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Sherri32 He said I was crazy, I replied, 'crazy about you'.
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Today I was out with my grandma and we passed Dick's sporting goods and I asked her if she liked dicks. She replied "Well honey it's been 30 years I wouldn't know" by denise.su
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denise.su Today I was out with my grandma and we passed Dick's sporting goods and I asked her if she liked dicks. She replied "Well honey it's been 30 years I wouldn't know"
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Why Women Cry? A little boy asked his mother, why are you crying? "Because I'm a woman", she told him. "I dont undestand", he said. His mom just hugged him and said" And you never will". Laterthe little boy asked his father, "why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason", was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to GOD. When GOD got on the phone, he asked, "GOD why do women cry so ea... by rosanna
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rosanna Why Women Cry? A little boy asked his mother, why are you crying? "Because I'm a woman", she told him. "I dont undestand", he said. His mom just hugged him and said" And you never will". Laterthe little boy asked his father, "why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason", was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to GOD. When GOD got on the phone, he asked, "GOD why do women cry so ea...
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It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived at the hospital to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. The nurse took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of ... by Kassia & Theodora
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Kassia & Theodora It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived at the hospital to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. The nurse took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of ...
ok, so I've never met him...but Rodney did! Rod was 21 at Icehouse in Mac and a group of people came in and an old man laid quarters on pool table. Rod beat him and shook his hand. Rod asked if he was from here and Mr. Cash replied, "Son, I'm Johnny Cash." Rod was floored. Drank beers with him, too. by emily
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emily ok, so I've never met him...but Rodney did! Rod was 21 at Icehouse in Mac and a group of people came in and an old man laid quarters on pool table. Rod beat him and shook his hand. Rod asked if he was from here and Mr. Cash replied, "Son, I'm Johnny Cash." Rod was floored. Drank beers with him, too.
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It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived at the hospital to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. The nurse took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On by Saundra B.
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Saundra B. It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived at the hospital to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. The nurse took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On
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Dr Johnson and his cat "Hodge" in a 19th C. engraving. According to Boswell, "I never shall forget the indulgence with which he treated Hodge, his cat: for whom he himself used to go out and buy oysters... when I observed he was a fine cat, [Johnson said,] 'Why yes, Sir, but I have had cats whom I liked better than this;' and then as if perceiving Hodge to be out of countenance, adding, 'but he is a very fine cat, a very fine cat indeed.'" by jacklyn
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jacklyn Dr Johnson and his cat "Hodge" in a 19th C. engraving. According to Boswell, "I never shall forget the indulgence with which he treated Hodge, his cat: for whom he himself used to go out and buy oysters... when I observed he was a fine cat, [Johnson said,] 'Why yes, Sir, but I have had cats whom I liked better than this;' and then as if perceiving Hodge to be out of countenance, adding, 'but he is a very fine cat, a very fine cat indeed.'"
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Free, Workplace Ecard: My doctor asked me if I've ever had a stress test. I replied, yes...it's called work. by teri-71
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teri-71 Free, Workplace Ecard: My doctor asked me if I've ever had a stress test. I replied, yes...it's called work.
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Dale was asked on Twitter if he had seen this Wrangler ad before--You seen this before? Dale replied--seen it? I'm in it..j/k. That's my Irish Setter Rocket also. by helen
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helen Dale was asked on Twitter if he had seen this Wrangler ad before--You seen this before? Dale replied--seen it? I'm in it..j/k. That's my Irish Setter Rocket also.
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Actually, it goes more like this: One day Alice came to a fork in the road, and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.  "Which road do I take?" she asked.  "Where do you want to go?" was his response.  "I don't know," Alice answered.  "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter.” by YTG
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YTG Actually, it goes more like this: One day Alice came to a fork in the road, and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter.”
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Reiner: Originally, Peter Falk [who was around 60] said, “I don’t know if I’m old enough to be a grandfather.” He said maybe we should put prosthetics on me, to make me older. So we did. We did a test on it. He looked at it and said, “Rob…I look like a burn victim!” I said, “Peter, maybe we do it without the prosthetics?” He says, “I think you’re on to something.” by proteamundi
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proteamundi Reiner: Originally, Peter Falk [who was around 60] said, “I don’t know if I’m old enough to be a grandfather.” He said maybe we should put prosthetics on me, to make me older. So we did. We did a test on it. He looked at it and said, “Rob…I look like a burn victim!” I said, “Peter, maybe we do it without the prosthetics?” He says, “I think you’re on to something.”
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"Leo was so tired. He had his head on my stomach and asked for a sandwich. The assistant asked, 'what do you want on it?' and Leo said, 'oh Kate will tell you' and he just kind of fell asleep. And I did know exactly what he wanted this cheese no tomato no pickle. And absolutely knew. And I thought god that's so weird I know this person so well. It was brilliant. by helen
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helen "Leo was so tired. He had his head on my stomach and asked for a sandwich. The assistant asked, 'what do you want on it?' and Leo said, 'oh Kate will tell you' and he just kind of fell asleep. And I did know exactly what he wanted this cheese no tomato no pickle. And absolutely knew. And I thought god that's so weird I know this person so well. It was brilliant.
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So, when he asked me if my tattoos hurt, I just smiled and sweetly said, Oh no, honey...mine were licked on by baby unicorns.... Dumbass.... by doris
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doris So, when he asked me if my tattoos hurt, I just smiled and sweetly said, Oh no, honey...mine were licked on by baby unicorns.... Dumbass....
Parties and Celebrations
"An older woman was asked by a child if she were young or old. 'My dear,' she replied, 'I have been young a very long time.'" by Dittekarina
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Dittekarina "An older woman was asked by a child if she were young or old. 'My dear,' she replied, 'I have been young a very long time.'"
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A small boy when asked why he was feeding the dogs in Brazil said the dog had no one to love him and no food. He was told there are so many dogs that it would not make a difference. It makes all the difference in the world to this one he replied. by Lailah
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Lailah A small boy when asked why he was feeding the dogs in Brazil said the dog had no one to love him and no food. He was told there are so many dogs that it would not make a difference. It makes all the difference in the world to this one he replied.
Beautiful creatures
Some dick asked my Native American friend if her people still lived in teepees. She replied "No, but we still scalp people." Never seen someone run that fast. by florence
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florence Some dick asked my Native American friend if her people still lived in teepees. She replied "No, but we still scalp people." Never seen someone run that fast.
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X - Wanda Jean Allen, 41, was executed by lethal injection on January 11, 2001 in Oklahoma. Twenty-four relatives of murder victim Gloria Leathers and manslaughter victim Detra Pettus traveled to McAlester for the execution. She stuck her tongue out and smiled at her appeal lawyer, Steve Presson, who had become her friend. He says she was "dancing on the mattress, while they tried to kill her." She was pronounced dead at 9:21 p.m. by marjorie
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marjorie X - Wanda Jean Allen, 41, was executed by lethal injection on January 11, 2001 in Oklahoma. Twenty-four relatives of murder victim Gloria Leathers and manslaughter victim Detra Pettus traveled to McAlester for the execution. She stuck her tongue out and smiled at her appeal lawyer, Steve Presson, who had become her friend. He says she was "dancing on the mattress, while they tried to kill her." She was pronounced dead at 9:21 p.m.
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CHANHASSEN, Minn. (AP) — Pop superstar Prince was unresponsive in an elevator when he was found by sheriff's deputies who had been called to his suburban Minneapolis compound, a Minnesota sheriff said Thursday. by brigitte
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brigitte CHANHASSEN, Minn. (AP) — Pop superstar Prince was unresponsive in an elevator when he was found by sheriff's deputies who had been called to his suburban Minneapolis compound, a Minnesota sheriff said Thursday.
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"I talked to Yoko the day after [John] was killed and the first thing she said to me was, ‘John was really fond of you.’ The last telephone conversation I had with him we were still the best of mates. He was always a very warm guy, John. His bluff was all on the surface. He used to take his glasses down - those granny glasses - and say, ‘It’s only me.’ They were like a wall, you know? A shield. Those are the moments I treasure." -Paul McCartney [x] by pauline
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pauline "I talked to Yoko the day after [John] was killed and the first thing she said to me was, ‘John was really fond of you.’ The last telephone conversation I had with him we were still the best of mates. He was always a very warm guy, John. His bluff was all on the surface. He used to take his glasses down - those granny glasses - and say, ‘It’s only me.’ They were like a wall, you know? A shield. Those are the moments I treasure." -Paul McCartney [x]
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I thought i had found that one person who i would love forever but he doesnt love me anymore... i still love him but it doesnt matter now.... by georgia
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georgia I thought i had found that one person who i would love forever but he doesnt love me anymore... i still love him but it doesnt matter now....
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"You're absolutely insane," she said bluntly. He winked at her, placed his hands behind his head, and leaned back in his chair. "I know that." by Raelynn8
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Raelynn8 "You're absolutely insane," she said bluntly. He winked at her, placed his hands behind his head, and leaned back in his chair. "I know that."
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King said in an interview that this photograph was taken as he tried to explain to his daughter Yolanda why she could not go to Funtown, a whites-only amusement park in Atlanta. King claims to have been tongue-tied when speaking to her. “One of the most painful experiences I have ever faced was to see her tears when I told her Funtown was closed to colored children, for I realized the first dark cloud of inferiority had floated into her little mental sky.” by sandy
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sandy King said in an interview that this photograph was taken as he tried to explain to his daughter Yolanda why she could not go to Funtown, a whites-only amusement park in Atlanta. King claims to have been tongue-tied when speaking to her. “One of the most painful experiences I have ever faced was to see her tears when I told her Funtown was closed to colored children, for I realized the first dark cloud of inferiority had floated into her little mental sky.”
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Baby Riley was nearly starved to death by his lazy parents. In December 2012 some Hood County, Texas, teens were partying at the trailer of Justin and Brittany Alston when they found Riley in the back, emaciated and lying in vomit and urine. They called an adult, who took Riley to the hospital. Doctors fattened him up and he was placed in foster care, where he's thriving. Brittany said she didn't feed him because she had "other things to do". They got 60 years in prison. by brigitte
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brigitte Baby Riley was nearly starved to death by his lazy parents. In December 2012 some Hood County, Texas, teens were partying at the trailer of Justin and Brittany Alston when they found Riley in the back, emaciated and lying in vomit and urine. They called an adult, who took Riley to the hospital. Doctors fattened him up and he was placed in foster care, where he's thriving. Brittany said she didn't feed him because she had "other things to do". They got 60 years in prison.
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