2013 new dress collection
Dear Bartender, Please use your bartending magic to make it so that I can actually taste the vodka when I'm drinking this so that I don't
Can you imagine if that was your bathroom sink? I don't know if I'd actually want to use it.
Honey Lime Rainbow Fruit Salad - This was AMAZING! And I love that it doesn't use a heavy dressing so you can actually taste the fruit.
Dear Customer- I work here, NOT YOU, I'm right, you're wrong. I obviously know what I'm talking about so can you please shut the hell up?
A bridge troll! I just died, lol. Oh please let me remember this so when that perfect opportunity arises, I can use it!
Use ice trays to make your dishwasher cubes. You can find cheap ones at at your local dollar stores. If you have a Dollar Tree they have them there. They are horrible for ice making as they don't stack. But great for this, and only a dollar for 2 trays. You will need 4-8 depending how much soap you desire to make at a time. I make a double or triple batch sometimes. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO USE THEM FOR ICE MAKING EVER AGAIN! So don't use your
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"dear people of the world, I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me. sincerely, grammar."
Make your own candy buttons. I can think of so many ways to use this recipe. Candy mustaches perhaps??
Baked Pumpkin Donuts. My mom made these for me when I was home. I don't have a donut cutter, so I think I'm going to make them square and
Funny Friendship Ecard: Just so you know...if I'm at your house and you tell me to make myself at home...I will take off my bra, yell at your kids and drink all the vodka.
dear self, this is not an everyday look. please use in moderation. (sometimes i get a little excessive when it comes to glitter)
The tattle monster will listen to you when you have something to say. Just talk to him or write it down, and tell what happened today. But if you or anyone is hurt: Please don't delay! Come to me so I can help and make sure you are okay!
I bought this pattern. Now I just need to clone myself so I can actually make it. So darling!
When I went to click on this, I thought it was a "Use an old Pringles can to carry your sandwhich" which I found cool. Now, I'm just scared.
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haha. I don't really agree with this but I understand the sentiment. (I have come to use a bastardized TFIOS quote as my dating philosophy. "I'm on an elevator that only goes up, my friend." Your loss if you don't get on when it stops at your floor.)
Honey Lime Rainbow Fruit Salad ~ this fruit salad was AMAZING! Love that it doesn't use a heavy dressing so you can actually taste the fruit.
You were just saying yesterday that we couldn't make it work. Please make up your mind. I don't know what to think anymore and I'm tired of playing games. Either you want me or you don't. There's no in-betweens. I never gave up. Ever. You did. You promised you wouldn't break up with me and you did. You promised that you wouldn't leave no matter how hard things got and you did. So what is it?
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I can hear his laugh . Please don't tell me I'm the only one who does this>>not your definitely not.. I think all directioners have pretty much memorized it
I picked up one of these fun Life Factory glass drinking bottles today, to use when I'm teaching, etc. Love it!
I don't sew....so can someone please make these for my son?! So cute! Homemade Toast: TOMS-inspired Baby and Toddler Shoes - Free Pattern and Tutorial
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Dear @Proenza Schouler, I'm for sure your greatest fan in the world. Please consider to present me with your whole collection. You can see,
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This is simple yet an effective way to use highlighter. Now remember we're talking highlighter, not contouring! I want to remind you that less is more & very easy to overdo...don't fret, wash off & begin again! This is called make-up & when there's too much of a good thing, I like to call that "Make-off". So, all I can say is: Keep at it! ~Kimberly Robyn
How to make a cloud (so awesome). I don't what I would use this for yet. and I stress yet : )
Dear Me. I know you have a lot going on right now. I'm sorry. Please don't forget to breathe deeply. Remember to be gentle with yourself. Get your fine ass outside & play. You are a beautiful soul. Act accordingly. Love, Me
"I don't care about being stick-thin. I don't want stuff to jiggle. Really skinny actresses make me hungry—I see them and think, Honey, you need to eat! I'm lucky I don't have to live like that. I feel my best when I'm a toned, not flabby, size 8. Women come up to me and say, 'You're beautiful and confident, and that makes me feel I can be, too.'" -Miranda Lambert...love her confidence!!!!
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