A 9th century chinese apology letter.
Translation: "Yesterday, having drunk too much, I was intoxicated as to pass all bounds; but none
"Maybe we got lost in translation, maybe I asked for too much and maybe this thing was a masterpiece 'til you tore it all up…" - Taylor Swift "All Too Well"
Things to make.
Bachelorette Party Drinking Game! I like the idea of all the bridesmaids getting drunk too, not just the bride!
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I am having way too much fun with all these ideas on Pinterest. My old 25 days of Christmas were stale. I'd been doing different versions for omg, 25 years now. I love having new material..I am such a kid!
Prozac Quilt top by Hawghugger. "This quilt was way too much fun to make. No pattern, just a lot of sewing. Each block started out with the 3D flower and strips of fabric added till I liked each block. None of the blocks are the same size, therefore putting it together was tricky, but, it all worked out in the end.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. SERIOUSLY. I WILL KILL YOU, RICK, IF YOU KILL OFF NICO, LEO, OR PERCY. YOU CAN KILL OFF JASON FOR ALL I CARE (sorry Jason lovers, but the others are much more important to me than him). BUT YOU SO MUCH AS TRY TO KILL OFF ANY OF THEM, I WILL KILL YOU. BEST YET, LET OCTAVIAN FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT AND SHUT THE DOORS HIMSELF SO NONE OF THE SEVEN HAFTA GO THROUGH THIS.
I love all of these... except maybe the lack of gift exchange. Giving presents is too much fun. :)
This is how God wants us to be! Some days I just wanna give up...I get tired of having to be that strong girl who never cries and who is always there for my friends. I love them but I sometimes care too much and become emotionally spent! Some days I just wanna be held by somebody and let out all the tears that I have had to hold back for so long and for so many people. God says to "break our hearts for what breaks his..."he never said it would b
This is obviously much too big and would be outrageous to maintain but I love the idea of a acrylic fish tank wall with an archway that you pass through to get from the reception area to the kids rooms. I want kids to be as close to nature as they can get. There would be small sharks, octopus, and who knows what else in there to let kids imaginations run wild!
Favourite Places and Spaces
This year I am on a mission to simply my life in all areas. I spent way too much time being too busy. For the new year I'm looking to slow down enough to enjoy my life more, my children more and most importantly have more time for my God. Want to join me for the Life Simplified Challenge 2014? | LaToyaEdwards.net
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You�ve been having a GREAT time on your deployment to Afghanistan. You met this PFC in finance and the two of you have been fucking like rabbits for a couple of weeks now. She�s not bad looking� for deployed big pussy.But today you got this short video as an attachment to the following email:Hi honey! One of your buddies over there told some of your buddies over here about you fucking that girl from finance. Five of them came over last night and showed me a picture her sitting on your lap and the two of you sucking face at the party that you guys had last week. As soon as I saw that picture, I just assumed that we are in an open marriage now so I fucked all five of the guys. Their cocks were soooo fuckin� big� much bigger than yours. And they came everywhere� in my big pussy, my mouth and my big ass. At the end of the night, all five of them came all over my face. It was awesome. Anyway, I told them to pass the word around your unit that every Friday and Saturday night until you get back, all of the guys in your unit are invited to drop by for some ball-draining fun. The other nights of the week I�ll be sleeping with one of the five guys that dropped by last night. And don�t worry� I�m not mad anymore. I mean, how can a girl be mad after cumming for four hours straight? LOL. Have fun with that girl from finance.
Maya Angelou - Believe them the first time, when they show you who they are... Which is essentially why I tolerate all the stupid things Justin, Dalllas & Brad say and do. You've showed me who you are, and no matter how much of a jerk you can be. I trust you three. Likewise, those who've betrayed me... you showed me who you were before, I just refused to believe it. I'm too nice.
Shoe Organizer Herb Garden - my shoe organizer was getting annoying on the back of my door, so I made it into an herb garden (it smells much nicer now too!) My shoe organizer has 24 spots so I purchased 24 herbs from the plant store on sale since at the end of the season. I also got three bags of potting soil but I only needed one for this project. You just secure the organizer wherever you'd like, and then plant all the herbs, add extra dirt,
Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender Pretending that I'm doing well My need is such I pretend too much I'm lonely but no one can tell Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender Adrift in a world of my own I've played the game but to my real shame You've left me to grieve all alone
Gifts n Wrapping
You HAVE to check this out. It is so Amazing I wasn't sure where to pin it on my boards. It belongs in the house but it gave such great ideas for the gnomes and mini garden as well I just had to put it here. AND.. she does more stuff! AND she has photos of it all! step by step!!! click around her site! A-MA-ZING!!! so many ideas. Love the aluminum foil idea on the tree and there is so much more! the pin is going in my Gardens: Fairy, Gnome, mini, and tranquil Maybe DIY too! Thank you Maddie!
I apologize! I said I would post a recipe yesterday BUT I had no power starting Friday night through Saturday night so that made things kind of difficult... Hopefully these granola bars can make up for my tardiness! When I was a kid, I used to inhale those Quaker Chewy Granola Bars. My mom would always have to stop me before I ate the whole box… I mean, they are pretty much like “healthy” candy bars or at least they used to be. So once I got started eating them, it was game over for those babies. I was an all-or-nothing type of kid when it came to eating. I’d either eat everything in the pantry (i.e., every piece of chocolate I could find) or refuse to eat for days, especially when they tried to feed me squash (which I surprisingly now LOVE). Unfortunately, this trait has kind of stayed with me into my adult life, which is why I’m glad these granola bars are not like candy bars! I can eat as many as I want! Though, I’m not going to lie… The second bar I ate after making these may or may not have been smothered in peanut butter with a few dark chocolate chips sprinkled on top (... hello candy granola bar). I highly recommend trying that if you make these… Normally, one would use all oats for the base ingredient when making granola bars. However, I found that substituting some crushed rice chex cereal for oats was fantastic, not only for texture but calories too! These bars are low calorie and dairy free. I love swapping out butter for unsweetened applesauce when baking! Applesauce is a great substitute for butter and/or oils. Same goes for bananas (I have a recipe for you next week demonstrating this). Yay for healthy snacks! Rice Chex Granola Bars printable recipe Yield: 16 granola bars Calories: 95 calories per bar Total Time: about 5 hours (prep time only 15 minutes) Ingredients: - 4 cups rice chex cereal, crushed (this should be about 2 cups crushed) - 2 cups quick oats - 1 1/2 cups unsweetened applesauce - 1 tsp vanilla extract - 3 tbsp raw honey - 2 tbsp PB2 + 1 tbsp water (or 2 tbsp normal creamy peanut butter - this will add extra calories) - optional: brown sugar (for sprinkling - I used about one tbsp) Directions: 1. Crush rice chex cereal in a large bowl using your hands until only small pieces remain. It’s okay if a few larger pieces remain but you want the bulk of it to be small pieces. 2. Add oats to the bowl with crushed rice chex and stir to combine. 3. Prepare peanut butter by mixing PB2 with water in a small bowl until creamy (skip this step if using normal peanut butter). 4. Combine applesauce, vanilla, honey and peanut butter in a medium saucepan. Cook over low heat until ingredients are melted together and creamy/gooey, about 5-10 minutes. 5. Pour warm gooey applesauce mixture from step 4 over the chex oat mixture and stir until dry ingredients are completely intertwined with wet ingredients (well combined). 6. Line a 9x9 baking dish with parchment paper. Pour mixture from step 5 into the dish and smooth out using a spatula until mixture completely fills the dish. Sprinkle brown sugar over the top then push it into the bars using your fingertips. Refrigerate for about 5 hours to allow granola bars to harden. 7. Once hardened, remove from fridge, slice into 16 bars and enjoy! Note: I stored my granola bars in the fridge. I recommend doing the same! Mine stayed fresh for about one week. The recipe is very simple and you can definitely add your own flare to it like dried fruit, nuts, chocolate chips, etc... The possibilities are endless! I wanted to start with a bare minimum granola bar so I can always add whatever I’m craving that day to it. What you would add to make these granola bars better?! Tell me your thoughts! Happy Sunday! - A
A Mother’s Prayer for Her Child By Tina Fey “First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty. When the Crystal Meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer. Guide her, protect her when crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking near pools, standing on the subway platform, crossing 86th Street, stepping off of boats, using mall restrooms, getting on and off escalators, driving on country roads while arguing, leaning on large windows, walking in parking lots, riding Ferris wheels, roller-coasters, log flumes, or anything called “Hell Drop,” “Tower of Torture,” or “The Death Spiral Rock ‘N Zero G Roll featuring Aerosmith,” and standing on any kind of balcony ever, anywhere, at any age. Lead her away from Acting but not all the way to Finance. Something where she can make her own hours but still feel intellectually fulfilled and get outside sometimes And not have to wear high heels. What would that be, Lord? Architecture? Midwifery? Golf course design? I’m asking You, because if I knew, I’d be doing it, Youdammit. May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers. Grant her a Rough Patch from twelve to seventeen.Let her draw horses and be interested in Barbies for much too long, For childhood is short – a Tiger Flower blooming Magenta for one day – And adulthood is long and dry-humping in cars will wait. O Lord, break the Internet forever, that she may be spared the misspelled invective of her peers And the online marketing campaign for Rape Hostel V: Girls Just Wanna Get Stabbed. And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it. And should she choose to be a Mother one day, be my eyes, Lord, that I may see her, lying on a blanket on the floor at 4:50 A.M., all-at-once exhausted, bored, and in love with the little creature whose poop is leaking up its back. “My mother did this for me once,” she will realize as she cleans feces off her baby’s neck. “My mother did this for me.” And the delayed gratitude will wash over her as it does each generation and she will make a Mental Note to call me. And she will forget. But I’ll know, because I peeped it with Your God eyes. Amen.” -Tina Fey
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Ginger�s 23rd birthday coming up, and she was the only girl in her circle of friends who hadn�t gotten knocked up yet. She had been really careful to have safe sex so that she could do well in college. But now, all of her friends were pressuring Ginger to start having unsafe sex, like they had before and now always did. She had frowned, and remained silent for a while about it, not being convinced. But then one of Ginger�s friends, Kelly, said that she planned to throw another �cum party�, which they had thrown several times before without Ginger. To Kelly�s surprise, Ginger said she would go. The girls were all thrilled and Kelly said they would schedule it for Ginger�s birthday.When everyone arrived at the apartment, they all drank wine and got completely unclothed almost immediately. Ginger didn�t seem nervous, but she told Kelly that the guys could fuck her but not cum inside her. Kelly gave her a weird look, as if to say, �Well, why did you want to come to the party then?� but then she just smiled and said �Sure, love, I�ll tell the guys.� Then she just shrugged and walked away from Ginger. Nobody paid any attention to who they were fucking or where they were cumming at a cum party. That was the point.Ginger was blonde, pretty, and petite. She was tanned and fun to be around. All the girls were a bit jealous of her because she hadn�t been knocked up yet, and she was getting a lot of attention already from the guys at the party because she was easily the hottest girl in the room compared to the other girls who had �accidentally� lost the game of risky sex. There was no way Kelly was going to tell any guy at the party to bend the rules for Ginger. She needed to play the unprotected game the most of anyone.Two horny guys lifted Ginger up and started DP�ing her while she was suspended in midair. They were both pumping at her holes with blissful exuberance. You couldn�t wipe the smiles off their faces. Ginger was enjoying it too, not just because of the sex, but because she knew that her good friend Kelly had told the guys to be safe, so they weren�t going to cum inside her. The guys continued to pound away at the clueless girl as their orgasms started to build. She just smiled and enjoyed herself, feeling the pleasure.The guy fucking her ass came first, and she looked back at him and giggled. �Well, I guess that�s okay�, she thought to herself. After all, it was just her asshole. Him cumming inside was really hot, and she could feel her own climax building. Then she felt the guy fucking her cunt stiffen his muscles up and get even harder inside her. �Wait a minute� Is he�?� She suddenly knew that he was going to blow inside of her. She completely lost her smile and became pale as a sheet. Fear shot through her, and she froze, not knowing what to do.She didn�t have to suffer long, though, because he went over the edge fairly quickly, pumping squirt after squirt of semen into her body. She was terrorized, but couldn�t say or do anything other than feel her own body go through a massive orgasm of its own, brought on by fear and shock. The guys were now spent, and placed Ginger down on a bed on her back. Another fella came up between her legs, parted them, and started fucking her in earnest until he got his rocks off, too, and unloaded all of his ropes of sperm inside her. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw one of her friends high-five Kelly. Ginger was still frozen, but she was starting to enjoy this constant pummeling. Yet another guy came to fuck Ginger missionary style, and Ginger was really into it now, and came before he came inside her. It just took that first shock and the adjustment to fucking unprotected before she, like any other girl, got used to it and, in fact, craved the feeling of risky sex.When the party was over, the guys left, and Kelly came over to Ginger on the bed. She rubbed Ginger�s tummy below the bellybutton and leaned over to her ear. With a grin, Kelly whispered, �Now you�re fucked.� Ginger just closed her eyes and smiled. �Why didn�t you guys tell me that cum parties were this much fun?� she